HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s Britney Spear’s having a tantrum in underwear! Cool, huh?

Spears loaded up on naughty skivvies and headed to the fitting rooms. But store employees “told her they don’t allow people to try on underwear,” a source at the scene says. “She was really upset.” Adds the source: “She looked out of it. There was nothing going on behind her eyes.” At that point, Spears threw a fit, and took off her own underwear before trying on a pair of boyshorts (with “Barely Legal’ stitched across the rear end) in the middle of the store while 15 other customers looked on. An eyewitness tells Us, “The employees kept saying ‘Don’t change out here!’ She’s just like, ‘Well, I couldn’t take them in the fitting room!’ It was like dealing with a child.” Spears’ tantrum only continued. “The staff told her she had to pay, and she rolled her eyes, but paid with a credit card,” the source tells Us. As payback, “on her way out, she went up to a mannequin, snatched the wig off the head, and stole it!”

“Girly Scream” It’s Rihanna!

Ever wondered how the stars look so perfect? Here’s hope!

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! It’s Rihanna – without her makeup – stuffing her face – in a normal restaurant!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

No, not just that, but:

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

Anyway, it’s enough of my comment, here’s Rihanna, drumroll please!:

Here’s a shot of her legs:

14 posts behind!

Okay, so I promised you 10 posts a day.

Well, on Saturday, I’ll write extra posts to make up for all the blogging I didn’t do.

Thanks,

James

Mission Wateveritwas failed!

Mission whateveritwasbuticanremember failed!

Okay, I failed to get a short documentary on the school.

When I informed them of the camera, they immediately misunderstood my plot, and nearly got me into trouble. They thought they would be victim to stalkers, but I think different.

If you look at the old school website, which was made with a WYSYIWYG, then you get the entire school address. Also, you get one pupil’s name.

ONE

Is the school stalking? Is it illegal to state my name?

NO!

They also said it was illegal to take photography of the school! Pffft! All students have access to the schools resources, which is a privilege, not a right!

But I still don’t blame them. They’ve probably been looking at things like “internet safety” and “wise up on the world wide web!” Okay, I realize there are paedophiles, but schools have websites! If I were an adult, I could easily find the address of a school, or the name of a pupil from a single website!

Okay, I love crap, so send something to my address:

Mr. James Brennan
29 Watson Avenue
South Shields
Tyne and Wear
UK

There! Send me crap!

9 MONTHS LATER

Nothing! See! Zip! Xero Zero!

P.S: Unfortunately, I was forced to remove the footage!

Featured Video! – Millenium Tilt!

Since I’ve never seen the Millenium’s infamous tilt before, (I’m that young!) this video helped me out alot! Here it is:

Ouseburn! (“Contagious Yawning”)

Hi!

Today we went to St. Annes church to study the two water bodies Tyne and Ouseburn, and may I just say it was booooooooooooooooooooring! Infact, you could say it was a super bore at 12 o’ clock! And I’m not exaggerating either!

I’ll try to get photos, but it’s hard to smuggle photos from school into home. Anyway, so the teacher doesn’t come knocking at my door for a recount, here it is on my
own blog!:

On Monday the 26^th November 2007, we went to St Ann’s Church to study the two water bodies Tyne and Ouseburn. In summary, it was less boring than I expected it, but it was still rather much boring! First thing we got to school, the 10 adults (The legal maxiumum ratio outdoors for children to adults is 6:1) sorted us out into our prepared groups and we were ready to go! The 10 adults were: Mr. Roberts (Y5 Teacher), Mr Watters (PE Teacher), Ms. Crookston (Y6 Teacher), Mrs. Corner, Mrs. Bremner, Boris (Unit Teachers are called by their first names), Mr. and Mrs. Mordy (Cameron and Connor’s Grandparents), and a couple of others whom I cannot remember! We got there via Metro from Fellgate (The location of my school) to Monument, and took the Platform 3 train to Manors.When we got there, we sat down immediately in the church and were seperated into two groups. One would be looking at the Tyne first, and the other would be looking at the Ouseburn. We were the group to look at the Tyne first (My favourite!)! The adults were Ms. Crookston, Mr & Mrs. Mordy, Mrs. Bremner, and Mrs Corner (There! I had difficulty remembering that!).

When we got there, the River was at low tide. At first, we walked down St. Ann’s Steps to the Quayside and were handed out a photo of the River in 1920. We were then asked to study the photo and identify the difference between then and now.

“The Quayside is constantly changing. Nothing here is the same apart from the bend in the river which you can see.”

We were asked to identify two flour mills. One was in the North West quadrant in Gateshead, and the other was in the North East quadrant of view in Gateshead as well. The second was the infamous BALTIC art gallery.

Then, we were asked to identify a Plaque in the middle of the Millenium Bridge – which was in walking distance ahead of us! It took us a good few seconds to find it. Where’s that plaque? When we did find it, it was Megan who found it. We also found out that a strong crane called the Hercules lifted the bridge to its current location. It also every so often titlted over a period of 270 seconds, and then took the same amount of time to open back up. It is the world’s first titling bridge and cost £22,000,000 to build! What an amazing bridge!

We then walked back and looked at the art. One of the artworks was the Tyne Sclupture wall, which was the entire Tyne river, from the coast. to the South and North Tyne, to its source in Scotland.

The other artwork was the Blacksmiths Needle. This commemorated life in the Tyne in the past, and had many nautical carvings around it.

Then, there was a sculpture who appearing to be tortured blowing. This was the sea god blowing love to the female sea god. Up the steps towards the sea witch, there was a wall that inscribed on it “As a cam through Gateshid… A heard a lassie sing… Weel may the keel row… that ma laddies in…” This commemorated the men working in the Keel rows, which transported coal. When they lost their jobs, they built a home for their own. It is now a campus for students.

Then, we walked up a steep hill and had lunch at the church. And swapped places. We were now looking at the Ouseburn.

The Ouseburn was beginning to get to high tide when we got their. We were given a map of the area and walked up to a small bridge in the view of the Seven Stories building. You could see the slightly awkard boat, with the jolly figures ossified in time. We walked up to the Byker Bridge, which we knew was a Viaduct bridge by scholastic knowledge, and had a look at the other bridges. There was the bridge we were standing on, which was 260 years old. There was the metro bridge, which was made of concrete and glued together! And there was the railway bridge, which was built in 1839, but had the beam material changed to metal when the wood wasn’t strong enough to support the passing trains.

After that, we looked at the tunnel which lead the burn underground, and didn’t rise again until Jesmond-Dean. We got back to St. Ann’s church, and immediately got the Metro back. In summary it was more fun than I excpected it, but still boring!

Finally, Some Photos!

Hey guys and gals!

I finally got the camera working today! So, here’s some pictures for you.

Attack!

#!$& ! Blurry Finger!

Urrrrgh! It’s 5 o’ clock in the freaking morning!

Aaarrrgh! Brains! Brains! Brains!



Hey, junkie! Cut down on the Crack!

Hmmmmmmmmmmm! Intruiging!

Hope you like them!

James

The St00p1d Test – I’m 24% Stupid

I took the Sto0pid test at http://www.stupidtester.com and I’m 24% stupid! Turns out I’m fairly smart!!

Anyway, enough flim-flam, here’s the graphic:

YouTube is back up! Yay!

Fortunately, YouTube is back up after 20 minutes! Yay! Calooh-Calay!

Golden Compass = Lawsuit!

The producers of the $180,000,000 movie The Golden Compass sues Koch Entertainment!

Where’s The Golden Compass headed? Back to court, probably.

New Line Cinema, the studio behind the $180 million, big-screen adaptation of the best-selling fantasy novel, has sued a video company over its documentary on the book’s author.

The lawsuit, filed Nov. 15 against Koch Entertainment and other defendants, alleges copyright infringement, online federal court records show. The legal battle was first reported on in the Hollywood Reporter.

At issue is Beyond the Golden Compass: The Magic of Philip Pullman, a 70-minute documentary that Koch was due to be released on DVD on Tuesday.

New Line and a lawyer for Koch did not immediately return phone messages Wednesday seeking comment.

In its $10 million-plus lawsuit, New Line accuses Koch of trying to “capitalize on the massive publicity and promotional effort attendant to the upcoming release of the plaintiff’s film.”

The Golden Compass, starring Nicole Kidman and Daniel Craig, is set to open Dec. 7.

On its Website, Koch Entertainment describes Beyond the Golden Compass as a discussion and analysis of “concepts developed in Philip Pullman’s book.” It notes the DVD “has been released to coincide with the big-budget film adaptation.”

New Line’s gripes with the DVD extend to its marketing—according to the Reporter, the studio claims Koch ripped off its marketing.

In addition to the faces of Kidman and Craig, the movie poster for The Golden Compass depicts an armored polar bear—the tale’s beloved Iorek Byrnison character—and an alethiometer, a compass-like device that guides a person toward the truth, rather than, say, north-northwest.

The cover art for Beyond the Golden Compass depicts an unarmored polar bear and a compass-like device.

Koch has denied the copycat claim, the Reporter said.

The two sides squared off in a court hearing Monday in New York, the trade paper said. No ruling has yet been issued.

The court battle is the latest twist in the road for The Golden Compass. Religious groups have been on New Line’s back for months, charging that its movie promotes an anti-God, anti-religion agenda. Writer-director Chris Weitz has maintained the film is about, as he put it to the Los Angeles Times, “honor and courage and loyalty and free choice and the human will.” Author Pullman, an atheist, has long denied he set out to write an anti-religion, anti-Catholic tale. The Catholic League, the conservative group which urged a boycott of the big-screen version of The Da Vinci Code, similarly has urged a boycott of New Line’s film.

The Golden Compass is the first tale from the Pullman trilogy, His Dark Materials. New Line, which gambled and won with the Lord of the Rings trilogy, making all three movies simultaneously, is proceeding more cautiously with His Dark Materials. The feature-film futures of The Subtle Knife and The Amber Spyglass, the other two books from the Pullman series, depend on the box-office success of The Golden Compass.

Dakota Blue Richards makes her movie debut in The Golden Compass as Pullman’s heroine Lyra, a young girl who goes searching for her missing friend, and, in dramatic tradition, finds trouble.

Sort of like The Golden Compass.

Article from E! Entertainment Online, Wed. 21 Nov. 2007